Within mere days, the first box of my new CD/DVD, Linda Lovelace For President, will be landing on our doorstep. As soon as we have them and they are all accounted for, we’ll begin writing adresses on envelopes to send out the pre-orders and such. Then we ship them to you, and you have them. And since it’s so close, I thought it’d be nice to announce exactly what you’re getting with the package:
Linda Lovelace For President CD:
01. It’s All Gonna Be Alright
02. All My Drug Use Is Accidental
03. San Diego Doorways
04. I Tried To Die Young
05. Born Vintage
06. Jessica, I Heard You Like The Who
07. I Hope They Call Me On A Mission
08. I’m Not Coming Home
09. Debt Is Only What You Make Of It
10. Satellite
11. Linda Lovelace For President
Live At Stardust DVD:
01. We’re All Gonna Die
02. Bite Size Help
03. Music Geek
04. Bounce Bounce Bounce
05. Freezing In Florida
06. ‘Till You Come Home To Me
07. Drunk Classic Rock Fans
08. Broken Record Player
09. RetroLowFi
10. Classic Country Wasn’t Multitracked in ‘61
11. Happy To Be Alive
12. The Earth Didn’t Move
13. Stuck With Me
14. She Loves The B-Sides
15. No London In Brazil
16. Laura, I Need Medicine
17. Nerdy Girls
18. Life’s So Hard
19. I’m In Love With Everyone I Know
20. Every Single Friend
21. Blowjob Queen
22. The Problem Is Me
23. Terror Song
(with bonus footage including interviews, lo-fi webcam songs and four songs filmed at WPRK studios… plus more)
BONUS CD-R THAT ONLY COMES WITH PRE-ORDERS:
Official Bootleg Series 5: Polaroids Of Recorded Sound 2003 – 2008:
01. The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (demo, 2003)
02. Honda Civic Paint Rocket (demo, 2004)
03. Tired Old Dicksucker Revue (unreleased outtake from This World Is…, 2005)
04. A Womans Duty (demo, new song, 2008)
05. Bubblegum Romance (unreleased outtake from scrapped version of Bubblegum Romance, 2003)
06. Afternoon Delight (unreleased outtake from This World Is…, 2005)
07. I Will Keep You (alternate recording of the song from This World Is…, 2005)
08. At Least There Is Luck (unreleased outtake from This World Is…, 2005)
09. Please Don’t Go (unreleased outtake from Normal Bias, 2007)
10. You’ve Got This Curse (live, unreleased song, 2004)
11. Another Minute Or So (unreleased demo, 2003)
12. Blowjob Queen (unreleased outtake from Linda Lovelace For President, 2008)
13. Makin’ Bacon On the Beach (hard to explain, unreleased, 2005)
14. Typical Guy (unreleased demo, 2004)
So yes. I hope that’s going to be well worth your ten dollars. I’ve got the proof back from the duplication plant and Chris has done a bang-up job with the packaging, as always, and I feel really proud when I hold it.
The bonus CD-R of outtakes will not be made available again. It was a special treat for those that pre-ordered the album and helped us make the release date. If you didn’t reserve a copy, maybe you can ask a nice person that got a copy and they’ll dub it for you? That’s how bootlegs work.
And one last thing… If you ordered a copy, but you’d rather pick it up directly from us at the release show on Sunday June 29th @ Stardust, please let me know. You can send me a message or leave a comment here. Either one works. It’ll just save us a bit on shipping, but it’s more contingent on how quickly you want the album. And of course, this is all under the assumption that we’ll have it back from the pressing plant on the correct date to get the mail out on time. I mean, I’d hate for some people to be at the show and still not have gotten their discs in the mail, you know?
So, are we excited? I know that I am. If I weren’t so lazy, I’d hook up the digicam and take pictures of myself holding the album up in all of it’s “Kodad” glory. But you’ll see it soon. But seriously, let me know. Does that all look like it was worth the wait?
Love on ya,
Marc
